Sunday, June 30, 2013

Yep, It’s hot!

There is a saying in Arizona that the state has only two seasons: winter and hell. I guess it’s no longer winter. I made a mistake on Friday. I went barefoot to the curb to bring in the empty trash barrel. It’s not that far, but I was soon skipping on my toes in a vain attempt to remain airborne. Here are a few one-liners to make you grateful you live in New Jersey.

It's so hot in Arizona that...

·         you burn your hand opening the car door.
·         seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
·         it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
·         the best parking place is determined by shade, not distance.
·         farmers feed chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
·         trees whistle for the dogs.
·         hot water comes out of both taps.
·         it's noon, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
·         you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

Everybody have a great summer.

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